Ran into this guy in the supermarket, his card declined when he was buying ramen. Instead of paying, the clerk made him take off his shirt and bellydance for the entire store to watch. His mom came to pick him up and instead of covering his naked body, she licked his nipples as the crowd cheered her on. She took off her clothes as well, but the crowd got much more than they bargained for. In the end, she was exported to maximum security prison because of indecent exposure. Her son now sits at home scamming people for skins on the internet to pay for his ramen noodles.

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+rep nice guy legit player

+rep met on ESEA very good teammate

+rep very cool guy

+rep kind person