"Everyone's got me all wrong. You think war drives me? Or power? Wealth? Naw. Never have. Know what drives me? What I really want? I want to goon. Same as you. See, mortals have it easy. When they push up against their body pillows, they can look to us to give them big black men. Divine comfort. We both know that's a sham. But when we want to goon? Why are we here? To give fake anime girlfriends to mortals while living without it ourselves? No. We're more than that"

- Odin