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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡
🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Loving CS💫💫
🔥🔥🔥+REP for China 🔥🔥🔥
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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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我们已经帮您修好了,马上给您寄回去,但请你别这么残暴的对她,她毕竟只是个娃娃,下次您温柔点毕竟不是钢铁制成的,寄回来的时候在场的工作人员看了都哭了!其实我看着也想哭,那玩意惨不忍睹啊,你说你前面也就算了,后面你都不放过,毕竟有些人有那些特殊的嗜好,我也不说了,嘴巴都变形了,好吧我承认嘴巴也是正常的,关键是鼻孔,耳孔你是怎么进去的?我就纳闷了。还有最后一个就是尼玛的肚脐眼。草,你也是特么人才,最后还给特么差评,这事我已经报警了,你等着吧,还有心情在这玩游戏。
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