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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 10:30am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 4:17pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 10:32pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:23am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:13am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 12:06pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 6:36pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 5:58pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:31pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:21am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:22am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:24am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:40am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 10:01am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 1:39pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 5:49pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:21am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:14am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 10:32pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 10:32pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 10:32pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 10:28am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:21am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:29am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 10:10am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:20am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:21am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:29am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 1:06pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 10:19am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:23am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:48am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:23am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 10:20am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:42am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:33pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:00am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:32am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 4:24pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 2:56pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 12:09pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 5:06pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 9:31am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 8:35pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 5:19pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 5:43am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:21am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 4:30pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 12:23pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:43am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 1:26pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 10:39pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:21am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:37am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:33pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 10:15am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 2:56pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 9:43am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 6:21pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 6:36pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 1:47pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:28am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 12:30am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 10:19am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:18am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 1:47pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:40am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:28am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 9:15am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 5:45am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 2:35pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 1:21pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 4:48pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 5:06pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:19pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 8:42am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 10:46pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 4:50pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 9:19pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 9:19pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 9:20pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:14am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 4:48pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:14pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 8:09pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 4:53pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 9:44am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:23am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 5:01pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:10pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 5:15pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:11pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:30pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 12:35pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 12:42pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:13pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:13am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 12:34pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 5:20pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 12:24pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 2:08pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 1:58pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:49pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:59pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:46pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 12:30am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 10:33pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:50pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:17pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 2:35pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 9:49am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 10:25am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 10:07am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:36pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:32am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 3:51pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 1:14pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 4:44pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 1:59pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 1:33pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:19pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 5:43am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:59pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 8:43pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 9:52pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:26pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:35pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:01pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:12pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:21pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:51pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 10:32pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 4:59pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 9:24pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 6:00pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:26pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 8:16pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:17pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:39pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:30pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:14pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 12:22pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 12:27pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:10pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:17pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:29pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:39pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:33pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 4:11pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 3:51pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 4:54pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 1:47pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 5:20pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 5:39pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:10pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:59pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 9:41pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:14pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:15pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 6:19pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 12:16pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 2:12pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:30pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:29pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 12:34pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:24pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 8:16pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 9:38pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:19pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:35pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:30pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:30pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:30pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:48pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:02pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:22am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 8:42am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 8:52am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:22am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 1:23am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 4:45am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:08pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:16pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:23pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:30pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:17pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:06pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:06pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:34pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:30pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:30pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:29pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:48pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:15pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:18pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:21pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:31pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:11pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:10pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:31pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:45pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:45pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:32pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:46pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:46pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 8:57am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:43am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:07am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:37pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 12:11pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:17pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:14pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:30pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:48pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:05pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:23pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:11pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:06pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:50pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:11pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:30pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:30pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:30pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:30pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:43pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:48pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 4:55pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 4:55pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:15pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:18pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:34pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:40pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:42pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:48pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:15pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:24pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:29pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 4:53pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:02pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:02pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:30pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:32pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:56pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:11pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 6:50pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 4:59pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:38pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:39pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:42pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:42pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:11pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:19pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 8:19am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 7:06pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:11pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:14pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:42pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 4:55pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:09pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:15pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:26pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:45pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 7:29pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 2:12pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 12:29pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 8:25pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:40pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:30pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:48pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:09pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:27pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:49pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 11:02pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:12pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:09pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:29pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 7:21pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 12:24pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 1:24pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 8:59pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 8:14pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:15pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:49pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 8:19am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:17pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:11pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:42pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 11:00pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 11:05pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 1:23pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 4:47pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 9:25am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:17pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:43pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:48pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 7:08pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 1:57pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:52pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:14pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:20pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:26pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:39pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 7:09pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 7:59am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 8:36am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:15am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 8:23pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 7:33pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:32pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:45pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:47pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 7:28pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 8:19am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 8:36am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 1:47pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:15am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:15am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:22pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:14pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:12pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:22pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:39pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 8:19am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 10:22am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:23pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:30pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:14pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 10:31pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 11:13pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 5:21pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 1:46pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:21am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:27am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:20am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 10:28am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:00am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 2:38pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 11:16pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 3:12pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 10:31am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:12pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:26pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:42pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:07pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:15pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 7:59am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 9:58pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:27pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:25pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:49pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:03pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:39pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:57pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:57pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 7:12pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 11:03pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 7:59am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 1:44pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:15am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:15am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 9:25am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:11pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 1:57am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 2:39pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 1:48pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 2:48pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 6:36pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 6:38pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 2:46pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 8:24pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:27pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 4:53pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:14pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:15pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 8:19am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:29pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:50pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:57pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:39pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 7:24pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 7:38pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 11:03pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 1:47pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 5:34pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 12:27pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:25pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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