It was xmas time. It was UMirin's favorite time of the year. he waited in the long line at the mall of America. It was worth the wait, it was Santa! There he was, the big man himself. He sat in his big red suit with his big white beard in his big chair. The kids one by one went up and sat on his lap. UMirin was next, he was very excited. It was his turn. "Oh aren't you a big one!" Santa spoke to him, eyes wide, a bit worried. Oooof UMirin was big. "And what do you want for xmas young man?" "I want a story from lacking dexterity on my wall santa!" "Now why would a nice man like you want a nasty thing like that?" Just then UMirin felt something poking into his ass. Santa had an erection and was blushing. "Would u wiggle a bit to the right please?" UMirin obeyed. Then Santa exclaimed "Oh yeeeaa" and his eyes rolled back into his head. UMirin felt his pants get wet. UMirin was so excited he busted prematurely, again. Xmas was ruined.

After a good game in cs, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a cs lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. He then started fat rimming me while his wheelchair bound cat watched and meowed. Don't trust this guy.

boobies!

Vagina.