1. Always praise the Girth
2. You shall not have no other Lord before me
3. Thou shalt not make love to no other girth than your lord
4. Remember the Girthday and keep it holy
5. Honor you fathers Girth and mothers Girthtaking
6. Thou shalt not kill the Girth
7. Thou shall stay loyal to the Girth
8. Thou shall not steal another mans Girth
9. Thou shall not meassure Girth upon your lord
10. Thou shall not convert from Girth to Islam