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Lisbon, Lisboa, Portugal 
Veteran of the Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force. 1990-1951.
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His honour rooted in dishonour stood,
And faith unfaithful kept him falsely true.
-Alfred Lord Tennyson
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Amy: Worms? Ew, pukatronic!
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You know it's Monday when you wake up and it's Tuesday.
-- Garfield
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Hempstone's Question:
If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class?
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Zoe: "Something ain't right."
Wash: "We're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail."
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Something's rotten in the state of Denmark.
-- Shakespeare
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Would the last person to leave Michigan please turn out the lights?
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It's a bird..
It's a plane..
No, it's KernelMan, faster than a speeding bullet, to your rescue.
Doing new kernel versions in under 5 seconds flat..
-- Linus, in the announcement for 1.3.27
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