"War is based." -Sun Tzu
"All civilians are combatants if you engage them in combat" -Sun Tzu
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life" -Terry Pratchett
"In this world, you're either a smart fella or a fart smella" - Sun Tzu
"A man will learn to control his violence once a mosquito lands on his balls" - San Tzu
"The most sussiest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies" - Jesusson
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes." -charcoalcheese