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Peter: Don't worry Lois. I'll handle this. I read a book about this kind of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was in a book? Are you sure it wasn't... nothing?
Peter: Oh, yeah.
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As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport.
-- Shakespeare, "King Lear"
😱
Mirrors contain infinity.
Infinity contains more things than you think.
Everything, for a start.
Including hunger.
Because there's a million billion images, but only one soul to go around.
(Witches Abroad)
😍
Princess Leia:
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
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Retirement means that when someone says "Have a nice day", you
actually have a shot at it.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
-- Lily Tomlin
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Men live for three things, fast cars, fast women and fast food.
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