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2 people found this review funny
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110.2 hrs on record (16.2 hrs at review time)
-Not good without friends.
-Stop asking me to link accounts.

Disclaimer: I have no friends.
Posted 23 July, 2021.
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522.6 hrs on record
This game is not spread sheets. It's worse. This game is like taking a road trip but instead of actually visiting places of interest you just drive past them and look at them through the window. This game is like being stuck eternally in lockdown. The grind is worse than some ftp games and pvp is basically belly up. All the mechanics in this game that might have been interesting were done in a very lazy way so at the beginning it feels like there is a lot of stuff to do and explore, but in reality there isn't. The game is like Minecraft, except all you have are dirt blocks and there are no way to place them. This game is like EVE, it has "politics" and "factions" but you only interact with them through contextual menus. Nothing you do actually matters and the grand feeling of the factions quickly falls apart once you realize that shipping x items or killing x npcs over and over and over for hours on end isn't fun. At least the flight mechanics are nice though! Lastly if you want to be competitive in anything PvP oriented, that is locked behind thousands of hours worth of grinding for "alien" artifacts. It's interesting! That's for sure, but after reloading the game for the 500th time you will realize you would have probably made more progress playing literally any other game and by the time you finally do have your gear kitted out you will realize that PvP is emptier than a desert after the nukes went off.

The game is very pretty, but there isn't much to it, as much as some people want to believe there is. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater had less grinding than this game.
Posted 12 July, 2021. Last edited 17 December, 2021.
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62.3 hrs on record (10.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Great game, fun rng based content. Only complaint is that they don't have an endless mode afaik. Would absolutely love a Risk of Rain esque gamemode where it is just endless rooms with a mini boss each, getting harder and harder until you die.
Posted 24 June, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
85.0 hrs on record (67.6 hrs at review time)
Netcode is worse than Battlefield 4 was on release day, game is littered with one shot sniper campers who don't contribute anything to their team, on top of all that the game is pretty much on life support and it's got more bugs in it than my grandmother's rotting corpse. DO NOT BUY!!
Posted 31 May, 2021.
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1.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Bad graphics, bad design, development might as well be on life support. 0/10 would not recommend.
Posted 31 January, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
185.6 hrs on record (148.7 hrs at review time)
Don't buy this game until they fix the hacking problem in the online portion. Normally I'd say get this game for the offline portion but the complete and utter neglect of the devs to implement any form of competent anti-cheat leads me to recommend against buying it for their lack of care for online players like myself.
Posted 17 March, 2020. Last edited 20 February, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
92.1 hrs on record (16.3 hrs at review time)
Great game, you should get it.

Review is negative because until Steam stops recommending me to write reviews I will mark them as negative because it's the only way to get rid of the notifications.
Posted 17 March, 2020.
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666.7 hrs on record (516.8 hrs at review time)
Needs more environmental hazards to kill myself with but otherwise is A-OK.
Posted 13 January, 2020.
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227.6 hrs on record (21.2 hrs at review time)
Get temped banned because salty morons abusing the vote kick.

Update 1/1/2020: I am changing this to a positive review because not only has the community helped teach me how to play and give various tips and what not, but the official server moderators do try to keep the peace, and do take action when the evidence presents itself.

There are a few bad apples in this game, and the learning curve is very sharp, but once you get passed these two things, the game is very solid. I very much recommend this game to anyone wanting to get their melee combat fix.
Posted 29 December, 2019. Last edited 1 January, 2020.
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9,667.4 hrs on record (337.9 hrs at review time)
"Patrick, go be stupid somewhere else!"
Posted 15 December, 2019.
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