hello my name is alistair Cobbledick, unfortunate name I know but my life really began that one faithful day in 1982 *record scratch* ha I hecking got you, you little ♥♥♥♥♥. ok so my real story is I am about 80 years old and never been out of the united states, i was born out of wedlock to a prostitute and a war vet named johnny hopkins........never met the guy, and I was raised somewere in brazil. my saturdays consist of eating cheetos and watching cable televison in my airplane pajamas with my hairless cat gunther.... he prefers salt and vinger potato chips, but back to the point, I made a steam account to find my true love ive heard of e hormany and geico and once youve seen one dating sight you seen um all right anyways anyone wants to talk just shoot me a like into that commet section.