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Contess de la Roca: "Lovely, isn't it?"
Bender: "Yeah, but only 93% as lovely as you."
Contess de la Roca: "Oh, Bender. Either that was a computing error, or
you're the most romantic robot I've ever met."
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You will never amount to much.
-- Munich Schoolmaster, to Albert Einstein, age 10
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My computer can beat up your computer.
- Karl Lehenbauer
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Brian: Do you listen to yourself when you talk?
Peter: Eh, I drift in and out.
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A CONS is an object which cares.
-- Bernie Greenberg.
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They seem to have learned the habit of cowering before authority even when
not actually threatened. How very nice for authority. I decided not to
learn this particular lesson.
-- Richard Stallman
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Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
-- Elbert Hubbard
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