Real computer scientists like having a computer on their desk, else how
could they read their mail?
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'They come back to the mountains to die,' said the King.
'They live in Ankh-Morpork.'
(The Fifth Elephant)
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Teacher: "The Central Planets formed the Alliance, so everyone can
enjoy the comfort and enlightenment of true civilization."
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All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by
the government in less than a second.
-- Jim Fiebig
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It looks like it's up to me to save our skins. Get into that garbage chute,
flyboy!
-- Princess Leia Organa
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"MOKE DAT YIGARETTE"
-- "The Last Coin", James P. Blaylock
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Sic Transit Gloria Thursdi.
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life, n.:
Learning about people the hard way -- by being one.
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Matter cannot be created or destroyed, nor can it be returned without a receipt.
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я лох и ти лох