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24 of 32 (75%) achievements earned:
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Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:27am

OG

They accept you as you are.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2018 @ 6:28am

Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2018 @ 7:56am

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2018 @ 7:56am

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2018 @ 7:56am

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2018 @ 8:09am

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2018 @ 12:01pm

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2018 @ 12:31pm

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2018 @ 5:34am

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2018 @ 5:50am

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2018 @ 8:12am

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2018 @ 1:19am

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:21am

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2018 @ 6:06am

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2018 @ 6:21am

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2018 @ 6:27am

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2018 @ 7:56am

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2018 @ 8:20am

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2018 @ 12:33pm

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2018 @ 8:04am

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2018 @ 12:14pm

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 3:25am



While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.