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8 years ago, on December the 15th at 10:54 pm, this man broke into my home. He parked his red 2004 Chevy Silverado on my front lawn while I was sick with a 98 degree fever and shot the lock off my front door with a Star Model P .45 ACP. I was hardly conscious and was too weak to get up after hearing the gunshots. My brother, who was watching television in the living room was alarmed and grabbed a knife from the kitchen before sneaking his way to the front door. This man saw my brother first and shot him once in the right hand and once in the stomach before pinning him to the ground and assaulting him. Afterwards he left, driving away in his car and running over a potted plant kept by the driveway. The police arrived roughly two minutes later with emergency services after a neighbor called them, hearing the gunshots. After 7 long years of emotional turmoil and his going through therapy, we've finally found you. I know you're reading this, you sick freak. I’ll see you in court.

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