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Hello there.

So, you've clicked my profile information. Cool, cool. I don't know if you're here to say hello, talk to me, or if you're a creep, but in any case, you're here now, and I can't turn you away, so let me set some ground rules:

1: Don't try anything stupid with me.

2: I'm open to discuss literally anything... within reason. If you have a bad day or whatever, I can be there, but no absolute promises. I'll head on if I can, though.

3: Don't f### me. Don't you ever try to f### me.

I think that's it. God Bless, and may you be well.