hoes aint right they on a crack pipe poof af doing nothing but zombie walking and crackhead talkin

complementing male ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is gay but since you want that you are not gay...but you are not fantastic and probably deserve execution

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills apart from that, just fantastic

Rockin around the Christmas tree at the Xmas Party Hop. It was the annual XA xmas party! 32 people packed in Steven’s 10by10 toolshed. Kitt3n was hanging mistletoe everywhere. Spor had his Ms dressed as Elves. Brucey held a bible and spoke about the true meaning of Xmas. JAWSler was lecturing on the superiority of a white xmas. Dext was flirting with smiyo, philly, hobokitty, ducky and bex. Steven was flirting with Tuna, Selbs, Mav and the 6 Dannys. Mr. Yeffery stood near the window streaming 8Crazy Nights on his phone while on the lookout for Palestinian protestors. Mclovin and deebo sat by the fire smoking cigars talking about real estate and immigration. Blap hid in the closet, insulting everyone who walked by and asking if Alejo was there. Windmill stood outside selling salvation for 1$ and slugz hotboxed his car surrounded by nonsteamers and Dr. Kari, unable to enter the party. Nobody had seen original_mind.

No_Offense said “Steven where is Santa?” “I booked a new one this year.” The music suddenly changed. Everybody dance now! The door burst open it was Santa! He was half naked! He was thrusting his pelvis, gyrating his hips and twerking his ass. He wore a red thong speedo with a long white beard hanging from the front. Oh ♥♥♥♥. He was coming right for No_Offense. He was rubbing his balls on No_Offense. Something was sticking out beneath Santa’s crotch beard. Was it his penis? No! It was the tip of a slice of cheese pizza. No_Offense said “Original is that you?” A deep, stuttering voice returned “the mall fired me. Oh! heuheuhheuh” He looked at his watch “My fast just ended.” Original took the pizza that was stuffing his crotch and ate it. Then he burped. Pieces of wet cheese and pubic hair hit No_Offense’s face. This was more degrading than when No_Offense discovered Luna had a ♥♥♥♥. Xmas was ruined.

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills apart from that, just fantastic.

CATFISH ALERT @Luna

It was xmas time, again. No_offense headed back to the mall to see Santa. It had been a rough year, inflation and rising cost of living, and of course No_offense’s gf kekega had dumped him. No_offense plopped himself down on Santa’s lap and started to grind his ass into his ♥♥♥♥. Santa said “hey stop that! I need to preserve my testosterone!” Santa sounded familiar. His voice was deep and stuttering, like his brain wasn’t functioning quite properly. The music was weird it sounded like… Boy Pablo. And Santa seemed to be talking to himself about gravity and time dilation. No_offense said “Original_mind is that you?” “NO!” Santa said. “Original mind is a computer programmer.” No_offense grabbed his white beard and ripped it off. The crowd gasped. It was original_mind! No_offense said “this why my xmas wish never comes true.” Original said “HEUH HEUH HEUH HEUH.” And ran off.No_offense put the beard on and sat down. Nooffense would be santa. Xmas was saved.

It was just about around this time i remember last year. we first met up and drank beer and ate each other out. youll always be the first butt i ate where i actually ate corn.

It was xmas time. It was No_Offense's favorite time of the year. he waited in the long line at the mall of America. It was worth the wait, it was Santa! There he was, the big man himself. He sat in his big red suit with his big white beard in his big chair. The kids one by one went up and sat on his lap. No_Offense was next, he was very excited. It was his turn. "Oh aren't you a big one!" Santa spoke to him, eyes wide, a bit worried. Oooof No_Offense was big. "And what do you want for xmas young man?" "I want a story from lacking dexterity on my wall santa!" "Now why would a nice man like you want a nasty thing like that?" Just then No_Offense felt something poking into his ass. Santa had an erection and was blushing. "Would u wiggle a bit to the right please?" No_Offense obeyed. Then Santa exclaimed "Oh yeeeaa" and his eyes rolled back into his head. No_Offense felt his pants get wet. No_Offense decided he would only camp spawn w awp from now on. Xmas was great.

After a good game in cs, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a cs lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. He then started fat rimming me. Don't trust this guy.

have u seen jdm?

-Rep After a good game in cs, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a cs lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he's gay. Don't trust this guy.

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