sheepgonewrong's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 9:53pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 9:46pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 9:55pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2019 @ 5:00pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 9:42pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 10:21pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 6:39pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2019 @ 1:00pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2020 @ 12:20am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 13 May, 2020 @ 9:48pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 4:32pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 10:29pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 13 May, 2020 @ 8:51pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 5:17pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2020 @ 10:24am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 5:31pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 10:36pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2019 @ 12:48pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2019 @ 4:36pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 10:02pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 9:55pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 10:14pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2020 @ 2:31pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:32am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2019 @ 1:30pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 10:32pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 20 May, 2020 @ 10:41pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2019 @ 9:19am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2019 @ 8:32pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2019 @ 8:09pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 10:29pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2019 @ 1:36pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2019 @ 4:43pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2019 @ 12:48pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 12:18am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 11:01am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2019 @ 9:26am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2020 @ 3:45pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2020 @ 3:45pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

23 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

5 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

15 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

6 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30