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KAPOW!!!

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go.

Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every ♥♥♥♥♥♥ can read, but look at you go, little buddy! Today, you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up friend, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or screw farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ special to me, and you're my friend. Look at you smiling at your screen, you crayon eating ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.[ret]