Our Father, Who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy Name;
Please safe us from the russian people,
in europe and in the rest of the world.
Give us a peaceful place with no overemotional crybabys,
as we never ever gonna complain about the french;
and lead us into a peaceful world, but deliver evil to russia.
For the general public, and sanity, and the nerves of any body else, for ever and ever.
Amen.