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His next biggest thrill is losing a bet.
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Eli and Bessie went to sleep.
In the middle of the night, Bessie nudged Eli.
"Please be so kindly and close the window. It's cold outside!"
Half asleep, Eli murmured,
"Nu ... so if I'll close the window, will it be warm outside?"
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When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
-- Henry J. Kaiser
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"C'mon, it's just like making love. Y'know, left, down, rotate sixty-two
degrees, engage rotors...." -Bender
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IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's
got to be a better way.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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Kramer's Law:
You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
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It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without
your help.
-- Miss Manners
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HE IS VERY GOOD CS PLAYER HE SILVER 2 BUT PLAYS LIKE A MG