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"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely
pointless." -Calvin

If you care, you just get disappointed all the time. If you don't care
nothing matters so you are never upset. -- Calvin

"Until you stalk and overrun, you can't devour anyone."
--- Hobbes
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suck my toes

Meet me at pleasent valley supermarket

""""""HAPPY HALLOWEEN""""""

We regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Mum's Visa" has been declinded, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)

Best of luck,
Dad