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Met this guy after a heated Valorant match. He carried the team, so I added him thinking, "This dude is cracked and seems chill." Over a few weeks, we started gaming together regularly. Lots of clutch plays, late-night ranked grinds, and solid laughs. Felt like I found a true gaming buddy.
We decided to meet up for a weekend LAN session at my place. He rolls up, all smiles and ready to game. First round of the LAN, he picks my pocket in-game with an insane Sheriff headshot, stands up IRL, smirks, and says, "That’s how you do it."
But then he leans in, whispers, "Bet you can’t 1v1 me in the kitchen," and starts winking. Things got weird fast when he grabbed a banana and pretended it was an Operator. I thought, "This is a troll," but nope, man was serious. I 1-tapped him in the kitchen with a spoon. Turns out he was just trying to psych me out before the next round.
Don’t trust this guy. He’ll bait you in-game and IRL.