balls

do not play forza with this guy, he will sign out of his xbox account and force you to send him at least 10 invites before he even considers joining your game. What a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ papaya.

just saw endgame, and it was pretty good, but there were a few weird things.

I thought it was strange how the Russo Brothers decided to render Thanos’ erect penis in such vivid detail. The veins were so perfectly done I couldn’t even tell his ♥♥♥♥ wasn’t real.

I made minute rice in 58 seconds, i am all powerful

I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway!
Hey Bliel, I drank a fifth of vodka,
You dare me to drive?
love you Bliel, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
See bliel, shut up ♥♥♥♥♥! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey Bliel, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh ♥♥♥♥, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this ♥♥♥♥ out?