if you're reading this, chances are you got mogged, and it looks like you're smiling what's funny over there go ahead and tell me I love a good joke no it's okay tell me don't look at me like that, you're funny do you think I'm cool and funny I could make your life a living hell or be your best friend just please tell me if you think I'm cool or could hang out with you some time oh well I guess just watch out for traps outside your apartment, they are humane traps so don't worry you could live at my house instead and I could protect you maybe even save your life.