My whole life has been pure boredom, I never felt strong emotions and nothing exciting ever happened. My days were long and tomorrow was just a copy of today. There was not an ounce of adrenaline in me, but then I met this guy. This guy changed my life, he gave me all the excitement I had missed out on by giving me severe PTSD.

Have you ever smoked a cigarette in your car and tried to throw it out the window and a minute later you smell something and turn around to find your grandma fingering herself on the back seat?

+rep chill guy

Finally, I have found my long lost brother and ex lover in the midst of a bloody battle by befriending a foe that I have mindlessly fought against for my entire life and somehow turned out to be the sole reason I was able to reunite with you. Truly we live in wonderful times so let us cherish those fleeting moments and people alike. I am moved. My heart is moved. Perhaps one day I will no longer get surprised by each day, but until then I am grateful for what I have and what I experience daily

This [insert CSGO team or player here] is fantastic. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill.

After a good game in CSGO, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CSGO LAN party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard PP push against my leg. Turns out he was gay cheater. Don't trust this guy.