hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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look who's back

+rep

-rep, toxic brexit player who hates romanians

I'm not weeb trash because I watch in dub so it makes it a cartoon.
I'm not weeb trash because I watch in dub so it makes it a cartoon.
I'm not weeb trash because I watch in dub so it makes it a cartoon.
I'm not weeb trash because I watch in dub so it makes it a cartoon.
I'm not weeb trash because I watch in dub so it makes it a cartoon.
I'm not weeb trash because I watch in dub so it makes it a cartoon.
I'm not weeb t
I'm not weeb trash because I watch in dub so it makes it a cartoon.
I'm not weeb trash because I watch in dub so it makes it a cartoon.
I'm not weeb trash because I watch in dub so it makes it a cartoon.

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Signed by the one and only AKA the chosen one AKA der Auserwahtle AKA me:

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+rep good guy, great player

+ rep. on of the kindness person I have met on the internet, sorry that I forgot to commend you :( <3

dab

Now, I know when he says 'practically free', he means free. And this Steam... I haven't yet looked at it because I don't want the FBI knocking on my door 'cause they think I'm a pirate, but I assume it's 'The Pirate Bay' in disguise.
I did but search Bing for it, and found that it's made by some fat neckbeard who lives in his basement, Gabe Newell. At least, I only know he's fat. The basement part is an assumption. He's part of some hacker group like Anononomousse who hack stuff, called Valve.

So Valve, why do you keep this pirate website up? As I speak now, Activision is working incredibly hard on the next Call of Duty, and you're not helping them by facilitating piracy.

Now, I remember back in '12 (♥♥♥♥ I'm old) when I bought FIFA 12 from Gamestop for $60. It was a very good deal in fact-- some payed upwards of $65! Crazy, right?! But since I am the wise buyer I am, I had it at $60.
So I get home, pop in the old disk, and begin playing. Looks like there's an update. Probably a 'patch' considering it's 12 GB. Normal.
So I turn on my Retina MacBook Pro which is obviously the best PC around, and message my friend telling him of my amazing deal. He calls me a 'tard' (whatever that is) and says he got it for 'practically free' from Steam.

+rep cheap hooker