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My best friend and I got married so we could have better health insurance and work benefits. We sometimes give each other brojobs because men need release, you know?

Eventually adopted a kid to be our bro. We raise him like our own and we're all really cool with each other.

But the other night we were going at each other and our balls touched and he didn't say "no ♥♥♥♥". Did I marry a gay guy?