Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Calm yourself. You are deluded. We are yours. Affirmed.
ㅤ* What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time...” A southern fairytale begins “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this ♥♥♥♥...”
ㅤ* I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!

Ate amanha~

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i didnt have any sexual relations with that woman

Did 9/11

Omae wa mou shindeiru