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9 of 28 (32%) achievements earned:
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Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 5:15am

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 5:15am

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 5:23am

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 5:59am

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 6:16am

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 1:57pm

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 12:34pm



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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