Did you Miss Mommy? uwu Don't cry, Dry your eye.

actually a cheater so dumb

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+rep im sorry for the kick in retakes, we needed our friend on our team. i wish you the best of luck in your future games

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Alright time for a real story. Me and girlfriend have always been into seeing how far we will both go for a good laugh. We've done many things sexually to feed this fire. She's blown Coca-Cola through a straw into my ass, I've peed inside of her because of a dare, etc...but the worst was the spaghetti. There are lots of spaghetti memes out there. Well we wanted to see how much sketti would fit in her cave. Follow me?...so we got Saran Wrap and I pretty much lined her vaginal canal with it. Then I put the sketti in. We then tied the sketti up in the Saran Wrap like a bag and weighed it. 3/4 of a pound of spaghetti is the answer. The spaghetti was fully cooked with sauce and all just fyi. yes we did eat a little bit if it. The "pussketti" tasted decent. Nothing great.