Steam comments ain’t the same without you bro bro

think about the guys who made all the trouble?

they know what they are doing, they knowwwwowwwwwwwww what they are doing

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it… He's gay, definitely gay.

If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.

I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a ♥♥♥♥ in days.

I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.

My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. I refused. If I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.

How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your ♥♥♥♥.

Owls always look like they just saw a penis for the first time.

Did you hear about the depressed plumber? He's been going through some ♥♥♥♥.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of bank payments.

When there's a will, I want to be in it!

You don't know what you have until it's gone. For example, toilet paper.

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.

Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking ♥♥♥♥ from some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.