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Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:01am

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:07am

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:16am

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:17am

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:47am

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:55am

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:48am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:53am

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:36am

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:06am



Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions