Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

hello tate

ayrıca kadın gördüğünde simpliyor

dünyanın en komik olmayan komedyeni

ball bustin

ballsack

SAAT 4AM OLMUS LA HELME KONUSMA LAN BOYLE BAK GELRIM EVINE GEL GETIR GIBI TRENDYOL GIBI SONRA ♥♥♥ KOTU OLUR LAN!

ENGİN YARRAMI YE ENGİN KÜVEKÜVE KAVÜR BİZİ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsoyQovcGTQ&ab_channel=GGTV

Just bought a 20$ gift card for a friend, proceeded to take the tag off and for some reason the whole code came off with it…why would a company make the code a piece of paper rather than plastic like Apple?

Please…

oh no everyone saw that

I ate Intarnet cafe. ME LCUKY!

HI, how much Number K | The Professionals for keys TF2?
Can you add me

Cards for ref

Its me again. From the internet Cafe. Internet Cafe gaming. I hear a girl gamer in the Internet Cafe Gaming Room. She is playing Valorant while Im clapping cheeks on TF2 with scout and Doom music.

whats up people. It is I, Luckypickle talking to you from a Internet Cafe. Im alive and have not left the Internet Cafe since.
I also happen to feed on expired can of premium Heinz Baked Beans for the past 1 year.
Funny thing is, Ive managed to ask out this gamer goth girl who always seems to sit next to me at the cafe. But she doesnt like being touched. She always disappears when I do and I dont see her for another week.

Kerchoo

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𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝙻𝚞𝚗𝚊𝚛 𝙽𝚎𝚠 𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚛

lol

why am i here again

Proud moonshiner

kachigga

added for duel tokens

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaaF_FjYQL4

*has emotional breakdown

i tell you kids, back in my day, we had it so rough... or so much better, i can't tell anymore. anyway, every day, we would wake up at 2 in the morning and go to the table for breakfast. we all lived in a closet, you see, so it was one room. and we would ask, me and my 64 brothers and 27 sisters, "what's for breakfast mum?". she would smack us all with a shoe and say "cold beans". and if we complained and said "but we had cold beans yesterday" - because we had cold beans every day - she would smack us all five times with a shoe and say "tough its all we can afford. i'm trying to feed a family of 93 with just half a silver buckington", a silver buckington was about the same as half a penny back in the day. then we would head to school. we met up with the johnson kids from down the road, and walked the 1674 miles to school. on the way to school, we had to walk up a mountain so tall it extended to outer space.

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You should probably change your username. Someone might report you for it.

Thanks for the trade!

Thank you Derp, although the other UNNECESSARY INGORMATION IS NOT HELPGUL ITS A BIG NOBO. Otherwise I will see you in 2fort again, saltier even

+rep. he is a good sniper and tho he can be slightly salty or rude i still had a great match. thx for the game dude and have a wonderful day. :D

We do a little trolling

+rep cool and chill trader and a good negotiator would recomend to trade with

+rep Thanks for trade friendly person

Bro—y-you must be...I don’t want to believe it! I CANT! If I do...if I do I may go insane

Ok epic gamers it’s time I tell you a very weird and scary story. So basically I was having trouble sleeping. It was 3 am and my dogs needed to go out. When I let them out I found the thing. The meaning of life. I have seen some Area 51 type ♥♥♥♥. In my back yard I saw the most exciting thing, but also the most scary. It was soo intense. It was so hot. It was so scary. I saw. The most scary thing. It was actually the most exciting thing but the most scary thing. It was awesome but not awesome. It was hot and ugly. It was... I can’t describe it. Ok it was.. I don’t think I can say it this is outrageous. I mean.... Maybe... ok I’m going to tell you. It was good and bad.. It was big chungus.

мєσω!

Dont make me snitch on Valve that u got hacks on

carried his dogass in wingman. no good

Wow ok.

You want one more? Huh! NOW. Dont you DARE speak to me again you slat

Thanks. But, why though?

Is not a girl.

You know people can subscribe to your profile comments... it's not that hard.

The same face I make when my PC is being a POS.

awesome TABG player

📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁CS:GO
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty

what are chads

Wait, who is this again? Oh.