"I heard one time you single-handedly defeated a hoard of rampaging of
somethings in the something something system." -Fry
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Many an ancient lord's last words had been, "You can't kill me because I've
got magic aaargh."
-- Magic armour is not all it's cracked up to be.
(Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times)
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The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
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The Second Law of Thermodynamics:
If you think things are in a mess now, just wait!
-- Jim Warner
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EARTH
smog | bricks
AIR -- mud -- FIRE
soda water | tequila
WATER
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After Snow White used a couple rolls of film taking pictures of the
seven dwarfs, she mailed the roll to be developed. Later she was heard to
sing, "Some day my prints will come."
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The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people; they love the
eagle -- on the back of a dollar.
-- Finlay Peter Dunne
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The only skills I have patience to learn are those that have no real
application in life. -- Calvin

A voice crackles in Calvin's radio:
"Enemy fighters at two o'clock!"
"Roger. What should I do until then?"

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
-- Calvin
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