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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:20am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:20am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:20am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:20am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:20am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:20am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:23am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:52am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:45am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:20am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:22am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:32am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:32am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:20am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:20am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:28am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:20am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:20am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:11am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:20am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:20am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:20am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:32am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:59am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:39am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:18am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:48am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:46am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:29am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:21am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:46am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:47am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:20am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:28am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 5:33am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:56am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:56am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 11:45pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:19am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:16am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:26am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:56am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:56am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:56am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:37am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:19am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 5:18am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:20am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:43am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:31am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:56am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:56am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:37am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:48am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:03am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:17am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:20am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:31am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:43am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:42am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:55am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:58am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 11:51pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:04am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:01am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 1:03am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 1:08am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:29am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:00am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:25am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:37am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:03am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:28am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:20am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:56am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:37am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:43am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:48am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:03am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:17am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:17am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:33am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:41am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:29am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:29am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:03am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:48am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:17am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:19am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:25am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:57am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:57am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:39am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:46am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 4:54am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 11:43pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 1:08am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:16am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:25pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:25pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:25am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:25am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:03am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:28pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:30pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 5:03am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:57am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 11:12pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:41am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 May @ 4:28am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:41am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:04am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:40am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:41am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:43am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:34am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:31am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:17am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:19am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:22am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:57am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:57am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:57am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 12:29am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:25am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:36am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:31am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:17am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:57am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 12:29am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:30am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:37am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 11:43pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 5:15am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:49am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:37am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:04am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:17am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:57am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 12:29am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:49am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:52am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 11:44pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:16am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 4:58am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 11:12pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:41am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 9:35pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 11:14pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:57am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:57am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 5:16am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:49am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:26am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:05am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:08am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:30am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:17am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:28am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:05am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:05am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 5:18am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:47pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 5:17am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 5:17am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:17am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:19am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:20am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:05am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 5:18am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 5:19am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:42am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:36am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:04am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 11:44pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:05am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 12:29am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May @ 4:28am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:37am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:59am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:37am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:37am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:45pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:24am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:19am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:36am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 11:43pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:16am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:57am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 12:29am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:05am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:59am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 5:03am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:59am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:05am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 5:17am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:47pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 May @ 4:28am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:19am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:31am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:57am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:50am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 5:33am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:21am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:10am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:22am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:27am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:29am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:16am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 5:18am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:11pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:41am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:21am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:59am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:02am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:25am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 5:03am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:07am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 5:22am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:42am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May @ 4:28am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:19am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:31am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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