sometimes i wonder, do people f*ck with texas still? like i sit and i wonder to myself, "do people REALLY ♥♥♥♥ with texas?" like how many of y'all be putting peanuts in yo dr. pepper or coke or ♥♥♥♥ or nah? i do sometimes. but i think i f*ck with oklahoma more than texas. this game definitely doesn't f*ck with texas. all these ghosts are like argentenian or someshit. aint no way the blind fat f*ck that runs around would enjoy texas that ugly a** mole rat would get shot two seconds at a fair rofl. why texas so big then? and don't say some dumb shii like everything bigger in texas. im talkin land babygirl. sweet sweet acres. pass some to oklahoma. i f*ck with oklahoma. they still sell pibb in cans there. pibb my favorite soda btw hot take ik. id probably slam a few pibb in a tomb like in these games. not during the rituals tho id be busy whoopin some crocodile and mummy a**. womp womp reptile b***hes. those mummies wouldnt last a day in texas either. tf this game trying to advertise fr? not texas love. at least i think. i sure as hell didn't see one thing about texas in this game. or pibb for that matter. are politics even relevan in a mummy's mind? or do they think texas is just some native american place that cleopatra doesn't own. wild if so. we should stop lighting them on fire with torches and teach them. i would go down if she bad enough ngl. maybe ill put peanuts in her pibb and make her my texas mummy. maybe she'd show me HER treasure ifyk what i mean. probably better than that stank ass breath of that one dead dude who be gasping everywhere shutting our lights off gawdamn hop off my c**k brotha. buy some toothpaste jeez. oh your taxes are too high in your egyptian catacomb? move to texas bruh. i could solve this shii so much quicker than these archeologists. people so greedy nowadays. dont take they gold show them oklahoma gardening clubs. maybe keep em away from kids tho. unless they're mommy mummies looking to adopt. id help with that fs. we could raise our kid in texas with dr pepper and peanuts and too much land. ive decided i DO f**k with texas y'all. oo look at me already gettin real trill with it. yeehaw fellas! fun game with friends.