Him Shady
Bravo   Mendi, Southern Highlands, Papua New Guinea
Level
10
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They asked me to shoot, I do it!! I have no character!!!
Ready to have some hickory smoked opp
I'm him, I've been him, I will continue to be him
They must have amnesia, they forgot that I’m him.
I'm him-ulation. I am Him Kardashian, Himbuktu, Himon and Pumbaa.
I got my DNA test back, turns out I'm a hundred percent Himalayan.
We smoking bile!
This shít ain't nothin' to me, man.
I hope them aliens are real so that I have more things to FÜCK!!!
Rome wasn't built in a day but this 9mm certainly was.
Started off shooting dice in the ♥♥♥ slum
There are bugs under my skin, I need to dig them out with a screw driver!!!
This Henny got me feelin' crazy.
This Henny got me wantin' to shít.
This Henny got me feelin' like DDG.
They want to drive a wooden stake into my heart for pullin' my cöck out at the Toronto Blue Jays game. All I'm saying is I paid for the tickets.
They thought they could stop a demon I'm back.
The Zaza got me speaking Esperanto.
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Dr. Porygon, PhD 7 Mar @ 9:35pm 
i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which I apparently need to live or something, then I have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day, all hours of the night, no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Dr. Porygon, PhD 25 Aug, 2024 @ 8:30pm 
boyfriends deadass get mad when u touch their butt like it's our fault they got the wagon??? no one asked u to be double cheeked up like this. u stupid ass bad ♥♥♥♥♥. thick ass slice of heaven. why u walk in the room n ur ass walks in 5 minutes later
Dr. Porygon, PhD 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:55am 
I recently saw a leaked picture of this guys OF. He had 3 donuts around it with a Lego figure holding an American flag at the tip.
Dr. Porygon, PhD 10 Jun, 2024 @ 11:14pm 
Pr0nhub banned, TikTok banned, the baconator meal cost $15. This the ♥♥♥♥ they were talking about in revelations
Dr. Porygon, PhD 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:54pm 
Nice schlong bro. Good girth, pretty nice curve, tip-to-shaft ratio is perfect; only issue is the colour consistency, it gets a little light near the tip. I give it an overall 8.7/10
Dr. Porygon, PhD 30 Oct, 2023 @ 3:52pm 
hey, thanks again for helping me when that balding science man attacked all of us on the street. He kept screaming spit facts at people.