Sniff me like one of your French girls.

he wants to make piss ice cream

Ok, let me warn you. This guy LOVES piss, ok? It's a problem. He will ask you for piss, he will ask you for buckets of piss for him to drink. The staler the piss, the better it is. J'adore le fromage parce que je suis exité.

here is a recipe for pancakes:

135g/4¾oz plain flour
1 tsp baking powder
½ tsp salt
2 tbsp caster sugar
130ml/4½fl oz milk
1 large egg, lightly beaten
2 tbsp melted butter (allowed to cool slightly) or olive oil, plus extra for cooking

Method

1. Sift the flour, baking powder, salt and caster sugar into a large bowl. In a separate bowl or jug, lightly whisk together the milk and egg, then whisk in the melted butter.

2. Pour the milk mixture into the flour mixture and, using a fork, beat until you have a smooth batter. Any lumps will soon disappear with a little mixing. Let the batter stand for a few minutes.

3. Heat a non-stick frying pan over a medium heat and add a knob of butter. When it's melted, add a ladle of batter.

4. Repeat until all the batter is used up. You can keep the pancakes warm in a low oven, but they taste best fresh out the pan.

5. Serve with lashings of real maple syrup and extra butter if you like.

filho da p.u.t.a.

J'adore le fromage parce que je suis exité. Trop je suis une trogolodytre