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"Did any of them kids have some space alien with a face like a friendly
turd in a bike basket?"
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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Anyway, my money is still on use strict vars . . .
-- Larry Wall in <199710011704.KAA21395@wall.org>
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"And kids... learn something from Susie and Eddie.
If you think there's a maniacal psycho-geek in the
basement:
1) Don't give him a chance to hit you on the
head with an axe!
2) Flee the premises... even if you're in your
underwear.
3) Warn the neighbors and call the police.
But whatever else you do... DON'T GO DOWN IN THE DAMN BASEMENT!"
-- Saturday Night Live meets Friday the 13th
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Look! A ladder! Maybe it leads to heaven, or a sandwich!
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The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds
the other fellow of a dull one.
-- Sid Caesar
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