1) Amazing grilled cat

What you need:
Cat (1)
Grill spice 50g
Pepper 1 - 20 g (to taste)
Salt 1 - 20g (to taste)
Marinade (preferably beer, also to taste)
Method:
Take the cat and kill it as morbidly as possible.
Then shave the cat somehow, and slip it on the cutting board. Lightly rub the cat with marinade. Add the barbecue seasoning. Then salt it and deny it. Preheat the oven to 200 ° C.
When the oven is preheated, bake it until golden and crispy. When it's done, serve with your favourite side dish, preferably fries and a good drink.
Enjoy your meal!

2) Even better roasted chihuahua with caramel.

What you need:
Medium sized chihuahua (1)
Crystal sugar ( 2 Kg )
Your favourite beer (2 - 3 Litres)
Your favourite seasoning (to taste)

Method:
First, kill the chihuahua and get rid of all the fur and leather.
Put it into a medium sized pot, upside down. Pour beer into the pot until the about 2cm of the chihuahua's ears are in the beer Season the mix as much as you like, dont be scared to experiment and test. Let it rest in the fridge over night. Meanwhile make caramel out of all the sugar.
Next day take the pot with the chihuahua and put all the caramel into it. Mix the beer with the caramel and if the mixture is too thick, add some beer. Let the chihuahua rest for another 3 days and odnt forget to turn it upside down at least twice in that time.
After 3 days take the chihuahua and put it into a baking pot, preheat the oven to 100 degrees. Pour the rest of the beer caramel mixture onto the chihuahua and bake it for about an hour. After an hour, higher the temperature up to 200 degrees and bake until all the meat is good to eat. When it's done take it out of the oven, seperate the meat from the organs.
Serve the meat with some potatoes, fresh mayonnaise and your favourite beer. Enjoy.

This one is a bit more complicated, but bare with me, the work pays of!