not kidding when i say to watch out for this guy.. hes a BEAST and loves to troll/♥♥♥♥ with your head. funniest guy i know

dylan is weird but also the only person who matches my taste in games almost perfectly so I can't afford to get rid of him or else Mike and Ben will gang up on me

dylan is like the waves of the ocean. He will rise from the depths at that unholy hour, unknown and unknowable. But when he crashes into your heart, will you welcome his embrace? or flinch: into oblivion