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> Tut mir Leid, Jost, aber Du bist ein unertraeglicher Troll.
Was soll das? Du *beleidigst* die Trolle!
-- de.comp.os.unix.linux.misc
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A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
-- Lillian Day
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"What if" is a trademark of Hewlett Packard, so stop using it in your
sentences without permission, or risk being sued.
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The soldier came knocking upon the queen's door.
He said, "I am not fighting for you any more."
The queen knew she had seen his face someplace before,
And slowly she let him inside.
He said, "I see you now, and you're so very young,
But I've seen more battles lost than I have battles won,
And I have this intuition that it's all for your fun.
And now will you tell me why?"
-- Suzanne Vega, "The Queen and The Soldier"
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It is difficult to legislate morality in the absence of moral legislators.
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