Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Man: (to friend) I'm taking my wife on an African Safari.
Friend: Wow! What would you do if a vicious lion attacked your wife?
Man: Nothing.
Friend: Nothing? You wouldn't do anything?
Man: Too right. I'd let the stupid lion fend for himself!
ㅤ* Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
ㅤ* A tramp approached a well-dressed man. "Ten pence for a cup of tea, Guv?" He asked.
The man gave him the money and after for five minutes said, "So where's my cup of tea then?"
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!

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