Recent reviews by Ekalb.

> wake up on beach
> wander
> meet some guys dressed up in trash holding AK-47s
> "HEY YOU, NAKED"
> I come
> "Follow us, you're our prisoner now"
> They bring me to a base with a crudely drawn ISIS flag on it
> They bring me into their base
> "SING FOR US"
> I don't say anything
> "well you're ♥♥♥♥ing useless aren't you"
> "bring him in the thunderdome"
> waitwhat
> they bring me into a prison with another naked
> "NOW FIGHT!"
> me and the naked fight intensely with rocks
> I kill him, everyone is screaming "ALLAHU AKBAR" in bad middle-eastern accents
> they bring me outside for a break
> one ISIS member leaves the base, and I run outside while the door is open
> being shot at by AK-47's while zigzagging
> I escape into the desert