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He was introduced to me, at which time he pointed out that we were both
holding bags of popcorn. We were both holding bottles of juice. But only
*__he* had a lollipop.
He asked his mother, "Why doesn't HE have a lollipop?"
Her reply: "He can have a lollipop any time he wants to. That's
what it means to be a programmer."
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The only thing better than love is milk.
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Professor Farnsworth: "Oh my, that steamed carrot was a bit spicy for me."
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Topologists are just plane folks.
Pilots are just plane folks.
Carpenters are just plane folks.
Midwest farmers are just plain folks.
Musicians are just playin' folks.
Whodunit readers are just Spillane folks.
Some Londoners are just P. Lane folks.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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