Shut up! I don’t wanna hear anybody! I got a story to tell, I got a lesson to teach, and you don’t appreciate silence-I want silence. My name is Sal Volcano and I’ve been locked up for 20 years. I SAID SHUT UP! Prison is not a game! You think you’re hard?! I’m the hard one, I’ll show ya hard, I will show you hard! I’ll tell ya about myself, when I was young like you guys I thought I was tough. Let me tell ya somethin, I didn’t know what tough was, until I went to prison! I got some stuff I wanna talk to ya about. *holds up spray paint* I used to do graffiti! I thought it was cool I had a tag name, JaCrispy! Do you know what the penalty is for graffiti? At first it’s just a citation, but when you keep at it, you’ll land your ass in the crate! *looks in your direction* You look nice and tight boy! That’s what people are gonna tell ya in there. Now, *holds up drugs* drugs! You guys wanna spend the next 50 years in here with me?! *holds up handcuffs* These hurt these hurt when they put em on ya! You don’t want your parents to see you in these! Shut your face grandma! *points at tear tattoo* You know what this means? Means I killed somebody. You think this is the only ink I got? There’s a tattoo on my leg that I’m gonna show ya. *pulls up pant leg revealing Jaden Smith tattoo underneath* I’ve been laughed at enough for it so pipe down! *knocks over chair out of anger* Nobody here’s gonna end up in prison right? “Right” am I right?! “Right”. This is it, this is what I’m gonna leave you with because this is the thing that you should feel the most! Who wants a good ole fashioned fu**ing?! That’s what’s gonna happen because if you end up in prison I will fu** you!