Howdy? I'm rubbish at every game I play; My IQ is countable on one hand. You're reading this because you eliminated me with a basic tactic, and you're wondering how I have this many hours, yet still fell for it, correct? The simple answer is that I'm stupid.
The long answer is that I have no brain activity whatsoever. My skill doesn't improve with the passage of time, I just degrade. ^~^
Situational awareness is something I will sorely lack, indefinitely. I guarantee you that I'm an easy kill, or a detrimentally oblivious teammate.
I'm not funny or amusing. Furthermore, I'm childish, immature, and spectacularly sensitive.
Expect me to rant, vent, declare or ask random BS.

I main Pyro because I'm too brain dead, and unskilled to learn how to aim.

I drink black tea with a copious amount of sugar.
Did you know that the Circle Line in London isn't a circle? It's a spiral, and uses S7 Stock trains.
To the Bee Duo: I hope you're both doing well.
Once, somebody accused me of being a femboy. Should I consider that an achievement?
Edit: Twice accused now!

Profile picture drawn by Naomi_Lord.

Randall, Zhutol, Closed, Stickalol, Tregter, Sweet Reverb, to whom it may concern, I'm masquerading!