Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
ㅤ* I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a ♥♥♥♥♥.
ㅤ* Two crisps were walking down a road when a taxi pulled up alongside them and said "Do you want a lift?
One of the crisps replied, "No thanks, we're Walkers!"
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*

Yamii

U are so pro daddy

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+rep god play