While I may seem young, I'm actually thousands of years old. Don't know why, don't ask. I was chilling with Abraham and Noah when the flood happened. RIP my favorite Dinosaur Toby. Just a few of my former aliases:

Markos the Greek Wine Merchant(461 BC-380 BC)
Augustus Caesar
Jerry the Slovakian Peasant(500-569)
Richard I of England
Lucan the Italian Poetry Enthusiast(Was pals with Dante)(1260-1330)
Charles XII of Sweden
Cpt. Haytham White(1759-1802)
Cpt. Dimitri Dostonovich(1804-1873)
John Wilkes Booth(Yes, that one)

Go ahead and give me an add if you'd like random rants about history, religion, and/or guns :)